Comic Book Quick Hits - 1st Instahlment

Black Summer #2
Ellis delivers another great issue. The only problem is that it's too damn short! Each issue get more and more action packed and interesting that really I'm having a hard time between choosing... do I want more action or do I want more story? I love the flashbacks that really add depth to the characters and make me more interested in THAT story then the current one. I'd love to read the teams adventures from the beginning and get some inside into the world that Ellis has created for them. The action is... it's freaking great! The art is top notch and I wish that action movies could do some of the things they're able to do. My only grip is that all the women are starting to talk the same, other than that it was a great issue.

Astonishing X-Men #22
So, Cyclops is dead? Um... what? If Cyclops is dead then I'm officially done reading X-Men since he's the only character I like or give a crap about. I'm hoping it's all BS but we'll see I haven't read anything on the internet yet so either no one cares or it's all part of the story and we'll find out more in the next issue. If he is dead though... then I am not friends with Joss Whedon! Cassaday's art continues to be the best in the business, seriously I can't wait to see what project he's going to work on next. Since Ellis is taking over after Whedon I wish he'd just stay on the book and reunite the team that made Planetary, but it's not going to happen. Other than Cyclops dying in a lame ass way nothing else happened in this book.

Amazing Spider-Man #543
It happened... Peter Parker's a criminal. This issue was good in the way that it made me uncomfortable. By that I mean I didn't like what was going on but I'm able to see that, that's what makes it a good issue. You're not suppose to like Peter's decisions, you're suppose to ask, "What's going on? Why won't this just stop?" this books is suppose to leave you wanting the old Spider-Man back and frankly you're not going to get it. This is Garney's last issue too hopefully he's got something good lined up though I think I've already read something he did. This is also the last issue before "One More Day" where Amazing takes over and becomes a three issue a month book. One More Day will also mark Straczynski's last arc on Spider-Man.

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #23 - What a good issue, Jonah beats the crap out of Peter. Yup that's what happens. It was probably one of the most psychological mind fucks I've ever read and I blame Peter David for it. Basically Peter let's Jonah got nuts on him punching him in the face over and over until his knuckle was literally bare, and the best part was that Peter took photos of the entire thing. Then he gave the film to Jonah telling him to publish them and gave him the headline for it and everything. Jonah tells Robbie the whole story as he asks him to come back to his job, even though I guess there was clarification on whether he would or not I still didn't get the impression that he was. Again this is the last issue of Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man which kinda sucks but we'll see.

The Sensational Spider-Man #40 - I can't tell you how good this issue is... wait yeah I can. Spidey's origin has been told countless times in the issue of Spider-Man but I have never read it like this, and the art has never been so beautiful. Clayton Crain's style is just fantastic, I wish he could do more issues and I will truly miss him on Spider-Man. So, um Peter talks to God... and it's very touching, and even though he doesn't just cure all of Peter's problems he does let him know that him being Spider-Man, is important. That the lives he's touched are countless and that his heart is good even though it's been crapped on countless times, and that anyone else would have turned to the dark but that Peter is the exception to the rule. Great issue here's a couple pages, enjoy!

Terror Inc. #1 - This book really surprised me, I don't know if this character every existed outside of the MAX line but if he did... I'm sure he wasn't as cool. The violence seemed toned down after reading Black Summer, but it was still pretty cool. Basically our rotting friend to the right there is a Merc for hire and when he's drunk and horny he tells his life story. His life story is pretty messed up and depressing, yet very interesting and in depth. Lapham did a great job of making me care about this character even though the character probably didn't deserve to be cared about. Mr. Terror (guy to the right) is cursed and his body needs new body parts to keep going since he can't actually die. He kills this one guy, and takes his head off and puts it on as his own. Then bam, he's got the guys memories... for the most part.

Halo Uprising #1 - Well after a lot of praise, I really have to ask if it's deserving? The books not bad and I agree that Bendis can write anything. But Halo means Master Chief and this book was seriously lacking in the Master Chief department. The art is great and fits the world perfectly, but I don't know what the story is doing and it's only four issues so I'm hoping to find out by the next issue. Really I'm calling BS on finding the Key of whatever, and that the guy I was forced to follow through the whole story knows wear it is. I bet that it's a made up computer game referance that the main character use to play or something like that. Really I hope I'm wrong but the clues given to us point to wear I'm going. Also Master Chief got his ass handed to him... I don't buy that... at all!

Birds of Prey #109 - I didn't know that Gail Simone's last issue was 108. Maybe it should have been 109. Not only is Tony Bedard handling the Black Canary mini-series but he's also doing Birds? Yeah I'm not liking this. In the first issue not only does he dis-ban the Secret Six (Gail's creation), but he kills one of them too! Knockout gets a hole blown threw her and Scandal thinks it's Barda, because Barda is standing over the body. Also DC copped out on showing a bunch of blood even though the scene screams bloody mess. Barda is also changing character dynamics already and frankly I don't know who's on this team anymore. Nothing Bird like happened, I kinda wish they'd work with Batman again but whatever. Canary told off Oracle, and vice versa, which did nothing for me.

Green Lantern Corps #15 - Sinestro Corps War Part 5! The Sinestro Corps attacked Mogo, who apparently mentally trains all the GL's and directs the rings to the next barriers. Didn't know that, that makes Mogo pretty cool and I hope they save his ass since they were drilling to his center where his ring resides. Some freaky children psycho's were heading to the center. Frankly the war is turning into more of a GL blood bath and it's getting a little lame. Kilowog kicks some butt, but nothing major. There's just to much going on in this book to really keep track of everything or to care about any of the characters. I'm behind in reading this book so some of the character's are still new to me, but DC needs to learn that a book like this needs to have a central cast of no bigger than five! It's got like ten.

The Flash #231
So All-Flash kinda impressed me... this issue didn't. I didn't like the fact that they returned to the original numbering picking up right where the other one left off, it was like the year long series with Kid Flash didn't even happen. The Flash kids are quite possibly the worst children character's I've ever read in a book. Also their powers suck and I don't really care how they got them or why the grew up super fast... get it? I'm not crazy about the art, I can see why Waid would choose it, but I don't think it works for this book. Even though I'm a fan of Acuna's style I don't think it works for most DC books. The dialog between Wally and his family is pretty flat too, and the Mom is the second worst character. Not a lot of "Flash" things happened either. Here's some pages.